Hey you, asshole!

I have a love/hate relationship with some clients. Today the hate is definitely the winning emotion. 

Grow a flippin’ brain already! The world does not revolve around you; I can’t do my job if you don’t do yours. 

After working with a new, city-focused lifestyle website, I have decided there should be a blog called “Written by Retards.”

My client is an upscale shopping center. The examples below are taken directly from the new site’s descriptions:

Example #1: “This upscale comfort zone has a luxurious atmosphere that emanates top quality.”

Example #2: “Located in the XXX shopping center is ### the flagship shop of the wardrobe consulting.” (Please note: I did not remove any punctuation from this listing.)

Example #3: ” Are leopard patterns in style now or simple black? The staff at @@@ are sure to know and will have name brand choices for the trend-conscious customer. The merchandise focuses on women’s shoes and handbags, but @@@ also carries necklaces and scarves. @@@ carries some exclusive lines too.”

Forget landing a job as a ‘contributor,’ how did you graduate high school???