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scottaukerman: Here’s the video for “Do They Know It’s...

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 11:17:28 -0600

Here’s the video for “Do They Know It’s Christmas,” which we recorded and put out a couple years ago. Every comedian you’ve ever wanted to see sing this song!

You can purchase this song and many more holiday treats on our “Comedy Bang Bang Complete Christmas Collection,” at http://store.earwolf.com. All proceeds go to the LA Regional Food Bank!

My new favorite Christmas movie!

finding-joy: All set for t.hanksgiving! There are no words to...

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 08:35:55 -0600

finding-joy:

All set for t.hanksgiving!

There are no words to describe how jealous I am of my sister’s T.hanksgiving decor.

deneece: This happened last night Gutterballs is going to be...

Thu, 25 Oct 2012 13:04:04 -0500

deneece:

This happened last night

Gutterballs is going to be so happy!

"Many women [with AD/HD] feel that no matter how competent others think they are, or no matter how..."

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 08:49:59 -0500

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Many women [with AD/HD] feel that no matter how competent others think they are, or no matter how much they achieve, they are really just fooling everyone. This stems partly from the large disparity between their inner and outer worlds. Other people often see the real competence of these adults but don’t see the conflict inside. They don’t see the “mess” in other areas of their lives or how hard it is to achieve that outer picture. These women often believe they are fooling anyone who thinks well of them because without any warning the switch inside their heads could turn off and their feelings of inadequacy would be exposed. They worry that they won’t have enough time, that their systems won’t work, or that people will drop in unexpectedly. Any minute things could fall apart.

This accounts for the sense of impending doom that often is reported. Even if the achievement for these women is real, it feels tenuous and scary to them; they still feel like impostors. One person describes this inner/outer disparity as “the counters are all clean, but the inside of the drawers are a mess.” This is a great metaphor for the exteriors that women often present while experiencing the interior feeling of messiness, disorder, and confusion. Instead of taking credit for their “clean counters,” they just feel that it’s a cover. Even when they do take a risk, and let down their mask by letting people know what’s going on inside, they are met with disbelief, invalidation, or ridicule. The irony is that the more they achieve and the better they do, the less people are inclined to believe them, and the more they feel forced to then stay in the closet.

”

- Women With Attention Deficit Disorder by Sari Solden (out-of-print paperback; ebook)

truth on truth on truth.

(via paunchjargon)

OH MY GOD. This is the most relevant thing to my life I have ever fucking seen.

(via tehblackbirdishiding)

um….so I have ADD huh?

I’m just going to print this out and hand it to my doctor. This is me. I am this.

(via finding-joy)

Thought this was just me.

thepoliticalfreakshow: What you’ve all been waiting for…Mitt...

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 08:16:55 -0500

thepoliticalfreakshow:

What you’ve all been waiting for…Mitt Romney debating himself…

Enjoy!

howto-kissdistinctly-american: deadhookerspookyslam: gonna...

Tue, 02 Oct 2012 07:51:55 -0500

howto-kissdistinctly-american:

deadhookerspookyslam:

gonna reblog this once a week at the very least

Greatest Halloween costume or greatest Halloween costume?

Ghost Catchers!

Oh, mom.

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 07:53:42 -0500

Oh, mom.

finding-joy: Velociponcho (Taken with Instagram) Clever...

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 08:54:47 -0500

finding-joy:

Velociponcho (Taken with Instagram)

Clever girl…

finding-joy: These sisters are Voting No! (Taken with...

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 08:54:24 -0500

finding-joy:

These sisters are Voting No! (Taken with Instagram)

Annual State Fair Expedition: Sisters Edition!

imwithkanye: Mitt and Paul. (There are so many things about...

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 09:16:17 -0500

imwithkanye:

Mitt and Paul.

(There are so many things about this photo.)

Mittens and Paul remind everyone to VOTE NO!

whatshouldwecallsocialmedia: WHEN I FIND OUT ON FRIDAY THAT I...

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 10:07:42 -0500

whatshouldwecallsocialmedia:

WHEN I FIND OUT ON FRIDAY THAT I HAVE TO MONITOR/RESPOND FOR A CLIENT OVER THE WEEKEND.

Living room windows

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 09:14:52 -0500

Living Room - Before

Living Room - After

Living room windows

Upstairs windows

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 09:07:56 -0500

Upstairs Window 1 - Before

Upstairs Window 1 - After

Upstairs Window 2 - Before

Upstairs Window 2 - After

Upstairs windows

Just replaced five windows in the house/porch and the difference...

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 09:05:22 -0500

Porch - Before

Porch - Before

Porch - After

Porch - After

Just replaced five windows in the house/porch and the difference is AMAZING!

jenkirkman: Hey world! My book “I Can Barely Take Care of...

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 08:58:20 -0500

jenkirkman:

Hey world! My book “I Can Barely Take Care of Myself” comes out April 2013. But it is available for pre-order now!

Why pre-order? It helps “the man” (I mean Simon and Schuster executives) know that there are people out there who want to read about the topic of Child-free by Choice. And they’ll get behind my book even more - instead of yell at me.)

Links to Amazon
Paperback:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1451667000/simonsayscom

Kindle:
http://www.amazon.com/Barely-Take-Care-Myself-ebook/dp/B008J4B3YG/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1341955599&sr=1-1&keywords=jen+kirkman

Links to B&N
Paperback:
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-can-barely-take-care-of-myself-jen-kirkman/1112033189?ean=9781451667004&format=paperback

Nook:
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/i-can-barely-take-care-of-myself-tales——?keyword=i+can+barely+take+care+of+myself+tales+…&store=nookstore&iehack=%E2%98%A0

APPLE iBOOKSTORE
http://itunes.apple.com/us/book/i-can-barely-take-care-myself/id543374001?mt=11

Chelsea Lately regular Jen Kirkman is “childfree by choice.” Here’s what she’d like to say to everyone who can’t stop telling her she’ll change her mind.

It’s hard to be an adult. You have to dress yourself and pay bills and remember to buy birthday gifts. You have to drive and get annual physicals and tip for good service. Some adults take on the added burden of caring for a tiny human with no language skills or bladder control. Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let’s face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.

Jen Kirkman’s stand-up routine includes lots of jokes about not having kids (and some about masturbation and Johnny Depp), and total strangers constantly approach her and ask, “Who will take care of you when you’re old?” (Servants!) Some insist, “But you’d be such a great mom!” (Really? You know me so well!) Whether living rent-free in her childhood bedroom while trying to break into comedy (the best free birth control around, she says), or taking the stage at major clubs and joining a hit TV show-and along the way getting married, divorced, and attending excruciating afternoon birthday parties for her parent friends-Jen is completely happy and fulfilled by her decision not to procreate. I Can Barely Take Care of Myself is a beacon of hilarious hope for anyone whose major life decisions have been questioned by friends, family, and strangers in a comedy club bathroom. And for everyone who wonders if Jen will ever know true love without looking into the eyes of her child. (A girl can dream.)

Advance praise for Jen Kirkman’s I Can Barely Take Care of Myself:

Jen has a unique, fresh, and funny way of reminding people that sometimes, you really do know what’s best for you.”
-Sarah Colonna, comedian and New York Times bestselling author of Life as I Blow It

“I’m now convinced of two things: Jen is freaking hilarious and she should definitely not have a baby-she should have a Valium.”
-Whitney Cummings, creator of Two Broke Girls and Whitney

When someone leaves me a voicemail

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 07:49:41 -0500

whatshouldwecallme:

Okay, okay...

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 07:36:34 -0500

finding-joy:

wazzugal:

My sister and I are taking our mom to Magic Mike tomorrow, but we only told her it’s a “coming of age” story.

So... you made it to Friday. It's time to celebrate. TGIF.

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 11:12:16 -0500

99problemsbutapitchaintone:

liezlwashere: UCB-LA | Doug Loves Movies | 06.19.12Doug Loves...

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 14:38:29 -0500

liezlwashere:

UCB-LA | Doug Loves Movies | 06.19.12

Doug Loves Movies with guests, Jeff Garlin, Pete Holmes & TJ Miller.
It’s like you can hear Pete shouting at you through the gif.

I want Liezl’s job.

Photo

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 07:51:16 -0500