January 2012
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#TGFX
Thank God For Xanax
Jan 27th
December 2011
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November 2011
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Dear XXX -  I am so sick of reading your updates about how great god has made your life. If you really want to live a christ-like way, why not spend even one of the hours you spend at church for Mom’s Group or Couple’s Group or Women’s Group volunteering at a soup kitchen?  Instead of sharing how god has made all of your worry bubbles pop because of god, why don’t you...
Nov 9th
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October 2011
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“But trying to use willpower to overcome the apathetic sort of sadness that...”
– Allie at Hyperbole and a Half. (via ipomoeaandthestarstealers) I wasn’t prepared for how much I would identify with this, or the tears that came because of that.  Different lives, different reasons…but this really summed up how it feels.   (via mariatatuada) It’s killing me how many of the...
Oct 28th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 3rd
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September 2011
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Sep 26th
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August 2011
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 17th
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July 2011
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Jul 28th
mushybabe: if i ever get rich i’m getting laser hair removal on my everywhere 
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Jul 6th
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Jul 1st
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June 2011
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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finding joy: Justin Timberlake should win the... →
finding-joy: kdrexin: danthom: You misspelled Will Smith. Do not talk about my boyfriend like that. Justin Timberlake is the Cher of our generation. In Justin’s defense, his part in Bad Teacher was the second-worst-written character in the movie. He just made no sense. The worst character goes to Ms. Squirrel. Every joke fell completely flat. I still haven’t decided if this was because...
Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 7th
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“Under the terms and conditions of the contracts, Minnesota Management and Budget...”
– Hey. There’s a solid chance I’m going to need a new job in a few weeks. Who’s hiring? (via boomd) God this sucks. Glad the GOP really took charge with their campaign platform of creating jobs. Oh no wait. (via finding-joy) DER - There were GAYS that needed oppressing! Priorities, @Finding-Joy,...
Jun 3rd
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May 2011
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May 30th
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May 27th
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May 16th
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May 6th
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May 4th
If it weren’t for weed, I’d be a skinny bitch.
May 1st
April 2011
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Tom Haverfoods →
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March 2011
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tinysprout: Scott Adams (Dilbert), deleted post →
kissingunderspiderwebs: Scott Adams wrote this post today, March 7 2011, on his blog and then deleted it. The topic my readers most want me to address is something called men’s rights. (See previous post.) This is a surprisingly good topic. It’s dangerous. It’s relevant. It isn’t…
Mar 25th
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Sister of the Millenium!
finding-joy: My sister is ‘Elizabeth the Golden Age’ on this week’s Doug Loves Movies, and I am the shit head with the birthday shout out. I am way too excited about it, too.
Mar 18th
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February 2011
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“Betsy and Bob would buy their weed at Sam’s Club!”
– Molly Do you think she’s implying that we’re stoners?
Feb 23rd
And a nice big “Fuck You” to you too, Mother Nature.
Feb 23rd